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NOVELTY SONGS

EACH $25.00 SONG KIT INCLUDES:​

  • Accompaniment Track (permission to transpose)

  • Vocal Demo

  • Lyrics and Set Up (where applicable)

  • Lead Sheet (vocal line, chords, harmony where applicable)

  • Some Songs include bonus Reflection Questions and/or Lyric Videos

E-Mo-Gee

E-Mo-Gee

THEME AND SOURCE

Phone Obsession and Addiction
2 Pet. 2:19

“...for we are slaves of anything that has conquered us.”

DESCRIPTION
Actor~Singer character novelty song about a girl and her phone dependence. Tango vocal easy, acting fairly challenging. Actor must be able to shift constantly from reading her phone screen to singing downstage. Optional set up monologue.

  • CAST: 1 Female

  • KEY: Gm and G

  • RANGE: Bb2 to B3 (optional D3 ending note)

  • RUNTIME 2:55 plus optional set up monologue

E-Mo-Gee VOCAL DEMO
00:00 / 02:55

Brother of Jesus Blues

THEME AND SOURCE

How might it feel to be James, the brother of Jesus?

DESCRIPTION

Tongue in cheek character song that hits on complicated truths about sibling relationships. Blues style. Actor must discover his story with vocal proficiency while playing airband instruments with abandon. Must find the humor, vulnerability, and truth.

  • CAST: 1 Male 

  • KEY: Cm or Am

  • RANGE: Range will vary with ad lib and octave jump options. Track provided in 2 keys to accommodate changed and unchanged voices.

  • RUNTIME: 3:16

Brother of Jesus Blues VOCAL DEMO (Am)
00:00 / 03:16

Ode to Arithmetic

THEME AND SOURCE

Depending on Christ
Hebrews 13:8
"Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever."
Psalm 130:5
"I am counting on the LORD;

yes, I am counting on him."

DESCRIPTION

​Story novelty anthem about the predictability of math compared to the turmoil of life.  Speaks to our need to have something we can count on. Is it math? Or Christ?

  • CAST: 1 Male or Female

  • KEY: C

  • RANGE: G3 to C5 (D5 option)

  • RUNTIME: 2:16 plus optional monologue set up

Ode to Arithmetic VOCAL DEMO
00:00 / 02:16
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